{"id":300,"date":"2007-08-29T20:24:51","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T19:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uwe.s2000.ws\/2007\/08\/29\/ratet-mal\/"},"modified":"2007-08-29T20:24:51","modified_gmt":"2007-08-29T19:24:51","slug":"ratet-mal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.domaratius.de\/blog\/2007\/08\/29\/ratet-mal\/","title":{"rendered":"Ratet mal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Der Uwe war die letzten Tage ziemlich besch\u00e4ftigt. Nein, ich meine nicht die Geburtstagsfeierei. Er sitzt schon seit Tagen an einem R\u00e4tsel. Und zwar hat er einen Text, in dem sich etwas versteckt hat, und das sucht er schon eine ganze Weile ziemlich erfolglos. Und weil ich mir das nicht l\u00e4nger mitansehen kann, hacke ich den Text jetzt einfach mal hier rein und hoffe auf Eure Mithilfe. Achso, an der Seite vom Blatt ist Platz f\u00fcr genau 111 Eintragungen, und nach allem was ich wei\u00df gehts wohl um Musik&#8230; Und hier nun der Text:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8222;<abbr title=\"Beatles - I Want To Tell You\">I want to tell you<\/abbr> a story. <abbr title=\"Beatles - Paperback Writer\">It&#8217;s a dirty story of a dirty man<\/abbr>, a story about me. Ah, you got questions? And they&#8217;re surely gonna be &#8222;<abbr title=\"The Who - Who Are You\">Who are you<\/abbr>?&#8220; and &#8222;<abbr title=\"Pink Floyd - What Do You Want From Me\">What do you want from me<\/abbr>?&#8220;, right? Well, I&#8217;ll <abbr title=\"Manfred Mann's Earthband - Questions\">answer the questions with a question<\/abbr>: &#8222;Can you <abbr title=\"Blind Guardian - Wait For The Answer\">wait for the answers<\/abbr>?&#8220; I&#8217;m sure you can wait, and <abbr title=\"Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way\">by the way<\/abbr>, <abbr title=\"Paul Simon - Call Me Al\">you can call me Al<\/abbr>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>So, <abbr title=\"Van Halen - Right Now\">right now<\/abbr> I&#8217;m <abbr title=\"Rush - In The Mood\">in the mood<\/abbr> to tell you my story. It&#8217;s <abbr title=\"Deep Purple - Child In Time\">the story of a loser, an&#8216; it could be you<\/abbr>. <abbr title=\"Beatles - I'm A Loser\">I&#8217;m a loser<\/abbr> just the same, so it <abbr title=\"Savatage - Doesn't Matter Anyway\">doesn&#8217;t matter anyway<\/abbr>. You see, I was <abbr title=\"Heartbreakers - Born To Lose\">born to lose<\/abbr>. I was <abbr title=\"Bruce Springsteen - Born In The USA\">born down in a dead man&#8217;s town<\/abbr>, in <abbr title=\"Circle II Circle - The Middle Of Nowhere\">the middle of nowhere<\/abbr>. I always was a <abbr title=\"AC\/DC - Problem Child\">problem child<\/abbr> right from the start. Even back in my <abbr title=\"Chuck Berry - School Days\">school days<\/abbr>, I always got into fights with the others. Fighting classmates, fighting teachers, fighting my parents&#8230; <abbr title=\"Manowar - Fighting The World\">fighting the world<\/abbr>. Needless to say, girls didn&#8217;t like me either. <abbr title=\"Shakira - Whenever, Wherever\">Whenever, wherever<\/abbr> I approached them and asked them &#8222;<abbr title=\"Beach Boys - Do You Wanna Dance\">Do you wanna dance<\/abbr>?&#8220;, they&#8217;d rather <abbr title=\"Roxy Music - Dance Away\">dance away<\/abbr> with some other guy.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Finally, the time came that <abbr title=\"Alice Cooper - School's Out\">school was out for ever<\/abbr>, and I went to New Orleans. It seemed <abbr title=\"David Lee Roth - Just Like Paradise\">just like paradise<\/abbr>. There were <abbr title=\"Mot\u00f6rhead - Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers\">beer drinkers and hell raisers<\/abbr>, and I thought, well, <abbr title=\"Queen - If You Can't Beat 'em\">if you can&#8217;t beat them, join them<\/abbr>. And soon enough I was <abbr title=\"Rose Tattoo - One Of The Boys\">one of the boys<\/abbr>, hangin&#8216; round with &#8218;em. I became a <abbr title=\"Rush - Working Man\">working man<\/abbr>, <abbr title=\"Bruce Springsteen - Working On The Highway\">working on the highway<\/abbr>, driving trucks from <abbr title=\"Beatles - Here, There And Everywhere\">here and there to everywhere<\/abbr>. Still, it was <abbr title=\"Loverboy - Working For The Weekend\">working for the weekend<\/abbr>, basically. Every <abbr title=\"Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)\">Saturday night was alright<\/abbr>, and everyone knew when <abbr title=\"Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town\">the boys were back in town<\/abbr> then. <abbr title=\"Mary Hopkins - Those Were The Days\">Those were the days<\/abbr>&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Naturally, girls were around as well, and some rather <abbr title=\"Roy Orbison - Pretty Woman\">pretty women<\/abbr> they were. <abbr title=\"Iron Maiden - Charlotte The Harlot\">Charlotte<\/abbr> was one of them. She was a prostitute. <abbr title=\"Queensr\u00ffche - Spreading The Disease\">Twenty-five bucks<\/abbr> and you were a happy man, twice the sum if you wanted to <abbr title=\"AC\/DC - Given The Dog A Bone\">give the dog a bone<\/abbr>, so to say. Actually, there were other girls as well. <abbr title=\"AC\/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie\">Rosie, a very huge one, and I mean huge<\/abbr>. Or take <abbr title=\"Police - Roxanne\">Roxanne<\/abbr>, cute she was. We&#8217;d usually go to that run-down <abbr title=\"The Animals - House Of The Rising Sun\">hotel where she&#8217;d made the sun rise<\/abbr>. They really were <abbr title=\"Amorphis - Goddess Of The Sad Man\">goddesses for a sad man<\/abbr> like me.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I really wasn&#8217;t a <abbr title=\"Emerson, Lake &amp; Palmer - Lucky Man\">lucky man<\/abbr>. I was missing something, until I met <abbr title=\"Queensr\u00ffche - Suite Sister Mary\">sister Mary<\/abbr>. She was a whore just the same, but she was different. She was into that fetish stuff, wearing a nun&#8217;s costume and such &#8211; don&#8217;t ever say that <abbr title=\"Mercyful Fate - Nuns Have No Fun\">nun&#8217;s don&#8217;t have fun<\/abbr>&#8230; But that&#8217;s not what struck me. It was her eyes. Those big <abbr title=\"Art Garfunkel - Bright Eyes\">bright eyes<\/abbr> you could lose yourself in. Blue they were, and <abbr title=\"Foreigner - Cold As Ice\">cold as ice<\/abbr>, sometimes at least. But that was just a mask. <abbr title=\"Rage - The Face Behind The Mask\">The face behind the mask<\/abbr> was the one a distressed little girl. She would not show many people what was <abbr title=\"The Who - Behind Blue Eyes\">behind her blue eyes<\/abbr>. We were like&#8230; like <abbr title=\"Aerosmith - Cryin'\">partners in crime, she just had that certain something<\/abbr>, just like <abbr title=\"Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic\">everything she did was magic<\/abbr>, with the slightest smile she <abbr title=\"Berlin - Take My Breath Away\">took my breath away<\/abbr>. It was <abbr title=\"Boston - More Than A Feeling\">more than a feeling<\/abbr>, it was&#8230; <abbr title=\"Beatles - Real Love\">real love<\/abbr>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ah, wait, did I tell you that I was a <abbr title=\"Saxon - Motorcycle Man\">motorcycle man<\/abbr> back then as well? Man, I really was into these machines. <abbr title=\"Bachman Turner Overdrive - Roll On Down The Highway\">Rolling down the highway<\/abbr>, Mary on my back, <abbr title=\"Queen - Ride The Wild Wind\">riding the wild wind<\/abbr>, feelin&#8216; alive&#8230; A free man <abbr title=\"Saga - On The Loose\">on the loose<\/abbr>, so to speak, <abbr title=\"Judas Priest - Running Wild\">running wild<\/abbr> across the <abbr title=\"Judas Priest - Desert Plains\">desert plains<\/abbr> of the midwest. You know, just like the movie, Easy Rider or what the name was. <abbr title=\"Blue Cheer - Summertime Blues\">Summertime, blues<\/abbr> music in the bars, <abbr title=\"Barclay James Harvest - Sip Of Wine\">taking a sip of wine<\/abbr> <abbr title=\"Led Zeppelin - In The Evening\">in the evening<\/abbr> of the day. That summer, we were travelling from <abbr title=\"Scorpions - Coast To Coast\">coast to coast<\/abbr>, finally <abbr title=\"Led Zeppelin - Going To California\">going to California<\/abbr>, Mary an&#8216; me. We had <abbr title=\"Bates - A Real Cool Time\">a real cool time<\/abbr> there, <abbr title=\"Beach Boys - All Summer Long\">all summer long<\/abbr>. Yeah, that was my <abbr title=\"Bryan Adams - Summer Of '69\">summer of &#8217;69<\/abbr>, but as it often happens, <abbr title=\"Scorpions - As Soon As The Good Times Roll\">as soon as the good times roll<\/abbr>, <abbr title=\"Bob Dylan - The Times They Are 'a Changin'\">the times they&#8217;re changin&#8216;<\/abbr>. We ran <abbr title=\"Iron Maiden - Running Free\">out of money &#8217;n out of luck<\/abbr> much too soon.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We had to leave our <abbr title=\"Eagles - Hotel California\">hotel in California<\/abbr>, being <abbr title=\"Thin Lizzy- Vagabonds In The Western World\">vagabonds in the western world<\/abbr>&#8230; In the end, I&#8217;d sworn I&#8217;d <abbr title=\"Fleetwood Mac - Never Going Back Again\">never be going back again<\/abbr> to California. We <abbr title=\"Edguy - Return To The Tribe\">returned to our tribe<\/abbr> in New Orleans. However, <abbr title=\"The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again\">the change had to come, I knew all along<\/abbr>. Somehow, our relationship fell apart. &#8222;<abbr title=\"Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me\">Don&#8217;t stand so close to me<\/abbr>&#8222;, that&#8217;s what she used to say. <abbr title=\"Offspring - What Happened To You\">What in the world had happened to her<\/abbr>, I didn&#8217;t know then. She started telling me <abbr title=\"Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies\">little lies<\/abbr>, told me we could still be <abbr title=\"Turtles - Happy Together\">so happy together<\/abbr>. It wasn&#8217;t to happen.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Days later I found her, <abbr title=\"Genesis - Carpet Crawlers\">crawling on the carpet<\/abbr> in her room, high on drugs. <abbr title=\"Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough\">She just couldn&#8217;t get enough<\/abbr>, couldn&#8217;t cope with life. She&#8217;d have needed <abbr title=\"Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends\">a little help from her friends<\/abbr>, but there <abbr title=\"Supertramp - Ain't Nobody But Me\">ain&#8217;t been nobody but me<\/abbr>. That wasn&#8217;t enough. It was a <abbr title=\"Metallica - Creeping Death\">creeping death<\/abbr>, slow, painful. She&#8217;d <abbr title=\"Black Sabbath - Hand Of Doom\">stick the needle in, face death with a grin<\/abbr>, succumb to <abbr title=\"Queensr\u00ffche - The Needle Lies\">the needle&#8217;s lies<\/abbr>. Drugs got her <abbr title=\"Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb\">comfortably numbed<\/abbr>, her eyes became the <abbr title=\"Queensr\u00ffche - Eyes Of A Stranger\">eyes of a stranger<\/abbr>, to me she became a <abbr title=\"Fates Warning - Stranger (With A Familiar Face)\">stranger with a familiar face<\/abbr>. Weeks later she died.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>From that day on, <abbr title=\"Madonna - Nothing Really Matters\">nothing really mattered<\/abbr> to me anymore. You know, many people exactly <abbr title=\"Michael Jackson - Remember The Time\">remember the time<\/abbr> that Kennedy was shot in &#8217;63, in <abbr title=\"Saxon - Dallas 1 p.m.\">Dallas, at one in the afternoon<\/abbr>. For me, her death was the same. All I could hear was the <abbr title=\"Simon &amp; Garfunkel - The Sound Of Silence\">sound of silence<\/abbr> in my head, all I could see was <abbr title=\"Fates Warning - A Pleasant Shade Of Gray\">shades of gray<\/abbr> before my eyes.. <abbr title=\"Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Loving You\">Since I&#8217;d been loving her<\/abbr>, I had been the proverbial <abbr title=\"AC\/DC - Live Wire\">live wire<\/abbr>, bursting with <abbr title=\"Rage - Raw Energy\">raw energy<\/abbr>. <abbr title=\"Blind Guardian - And Then There Was Silence\">And now there was silence<\/abbr>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><abbr title=\"Bad Company - Good Lovin' Gone Bad\">Good lovin&#8216; had gone bad<\/abbr>. Sure, it had been <abbr title=\"Black Sabbath - Heaven And Hell\">heaven and hell<\/abbr> with her before, and I had <abbr title=\"Deep Purple - Sometimes I Feel Like Screaming\">sometimes felt like screaming<\/abbr> in her face. <abbr title=\"Queen - I Can't Live With You\">I couldn&#8217;t live with her<\/abbr>, <abbr title=\"Scorpions - Can't Live Without You\">I couldn&#8217;t live without her<\/abbr>, strange as it may sound. <abbr title=\"Rainbow - Since You've Been Gone\">Since she&#8217;d been gone<\/abbr>, there was no reason for me to be <abbr title=\"Gamma Ray - Heading For Tomorrow\">heading for tomorrow<\/abbr>&#8217;s sunrise anymore. <abbr title=\"Uriah Heep - All My Life\">All my life<\/abbr> I had feared to have to be <abbr title=\"Freddie Mercury - Living On My Own\">living on my own<\/abbr>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Anyway, I was <abbr title=\"Scorpions - Still Loving You\">still loving her<\/abbr>. Well, as the saying goes, <abbr title=\"Iron Maiden - Only The Good Die Young\">only the good die young<\/abbr>, and so did she. The room&#8217;s <abbr title=\"Halford - Silent Screams\">silent, screams<\/abbr> of agony, my agony, the only sound. I never could <abbr title=\"Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence\">enjoy the silence<\/abbr> of <abbr title=\"Queensr\u00ffche - My Empty Room\">my empty room<\/abbr>. It took years to get accustomed to it. But <abbr title=\"Psychotic Waltz - I Remember\">take a look now, what has changed? After all this time, I&#8217;m still much the same<\/abbr>&#8230; I believe <abbr title=\"Eric Clapton - She's Waiting\">she&#8217;s waiting<\/abbr> for me <abbr title=\"Blind Guardian - Somewhere Far Beyond\">somewhere, far beyond<\/abbr> the stars. Well, and now there&#8217;s <abbr title=\"Fates Warning - Nothing Left To Say\">nothing left to say<\/abbr> for me, except that <abbr title=\"Iron Maiden - The Trooper\">my body&#8217;s numb from sitting n&#8216; my throat is dry<\/abbr> from talking. Heck, it&#8217;s already <abbr title=\"Rush - 2112\">12 past 9<\/abbr>, barkeeper, a <abbr title=\"AC\/DC - Whisky On The Rocks\">whisky on the rocks<\/abbr>!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>K\u00f6nnt ihr dem Uwe mal helfen? Der kriegt sonst n\u00e4mlich noch die Krise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der Uwe war die letzten Tage ziemlich besch\u00e4ftigt. Nein, ich meine nicht die Geburtstagsfeierei. Er sitzt schon seit Tagen an einem R\u00e4tsel. Und zwar hat er einen Text, in dem sich etwas versteckt hat, und das sucht er schon eine ganze Weile ziemlich erfolglos. 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